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I just spent the better part of the entire day updating my website.  The one that no one will probably see.  meh.

Enough! It’s not 1968. You’re not Japanese.

Listen up idiots.  Knock it off with the “peace sign” in your drunken duckface facebook photos.  It was meaningful in the late 60’s because people actually cared that we were in Vietnam.  The hippies (liberals?) wanted us out of there and to live in peace.  So they threw up that symbol as a protest to the war.  Japanese schoolgirls picked it up about 20 years ago and their culture is something that we shouldn’t even try to understand, so I’m just letting it go.  The closest I can gather is that it stands for “victory”.  But who cares.

When YOU do it, it looks stupid.  Every time.  How about you do something original.  Let’s start something that’s very American.  And before you say it, NO, we can’t do “planking”.  That started in Australia.  So they’ve got Planking, Shrimp on the Barbie and Paul Hogan.

Howsa bout this.  Lets just start putting our right hand on top of our head for drunk internet photos.  I’ll leave it to you to figure out what it could possibly mean.  But seriously… knock it off with the peace sign.  Guys, you look like a douchebag when you do it.  Just look at Jersey Shore.  And girls, you look like a drunk floozy.  You’re probably going home with the douchebag next to you doing it.  And you’ll have lots of unexpected douchebag floozy kids.  

there.  Entry 3.

You are so fucking selfish.

This is something I’m actually angry about. You come onto Facebook and ask people for their prayers because your 92 year old grandmother had a stroke yesterday and is non-responsive in the hospital. Well, fuck…. how long should people live? And for why?

There’s a good chance that your grandmother is suffering intense pain every day. Her body is shutting down because it’s been working for 92 years. Why do you want my prayers? To snap her out of what is probably a very comfortable coma?? Why? So that she can live another 2 weeks and have a horribly painful heart attack?

Is your grandmother two days away from discovering the cure for AIDS and cancer? Or are you just being really fucking selfish because YOU will be sad if she dies. Maybe you should ask for my prayers for her to die peacefully to end her pain and suffering. The point I’m making us that if you’re asking for MY prayers to keep your 92 year old grandma alive, or for your 3 year old niece who is really really sick, or whoever for whatever reason…… maybe you should start looking at YOUR god for willing this to happen in the first place.

Ask WHY your god made things the way they are. Ask HOW the number of prayers any one person gets will influence your god’s attention to your issue. Is it like the Maxim hometown hottie contest? The ones with the most votes (prayers) win?

The bottom line is that yes, I get it. You’re sad. You’re worried. You never want ANYONE you care about to die or get sick or lose their job or have their car break down, or fail that test. But if god really cared, he/she wouldn’t need my prayers. If god is supposed to be all knowing and all powerful, the ONLY reason bad things happen is because god chooses them to happen. So when your grandmother has a stroke, it’s because god made it happen. When your 3 year old niece gets MS, it’s because god made her have it.

You make it sound like god is an asshole. I can’t pray to something like that.

This is my first post.

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